First, there was the tweet…

It started like any other day in the chaotic world of crypto…

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One moment, Astro was just a goofy little ASCII pup, happily vibing in a tweet.

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The next? Some degen scooped him up, slapped a contract on him, and threw poor $ASTRO into the trenches of pump.fun.

For a brief, shining moment, Astro thought he had a home.

The chart looked stable. The vibes were good.

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And then—he was RUGGED!

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The chart—red everywhere.

The liquidity—poof.

Astro—gone. Vanished.

Left for dead.

Poor Astro was abandoned—left to wander the cold, unforgiving depths of the one true blockchain.

Like some useless shitcoin.

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Just another rug victim in a sea of broken dreams.

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But we couldn't just leave him there.

Not like this.

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Not this pup.

He didn't ask to be brought into this mess.

Somebody forced him out into this godforsaken world.

Like some memecoin mill, birthing 12 memecoins per mother meta idea per year.

No, I say. Stop the carnage.

We can’t save every rug...

But this one? This one deserves a shot.

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Astro isn’t just any pup—he’s built different.

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1. He’s a survivor.

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Rugged? Dumped? Forgotten?

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Astro didn’t give up—he’s still here, tail wagging, waiting for round two.

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2. He’s got that cosmic energy.

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Most dogs chase their tails.

Astro? He chases comets.

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This pup was born to go interstellar.

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3. He’s loyal AF.

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Unlike those weak-hand paper paws that dumped him,

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Astro never left.

He’s been waiting for the real ones like you to bring him home.

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4. He’s got real utility.

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Not just another memecoin with vibes and vibes alone.

Astro comes with a GAME.

A real one. Play-to-earn. High scores.

The whole shebang.

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Actual fun. On the blockchain. What a concept!

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5. If WAGMI was a dog, it’s name would be Astro.

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Everyone loves a comeback.

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Left for dead. Left in the trenches.

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Now he’s rising from the ashes.

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Don't just watch.

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Be a part of it.

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Come give Astro a new home!

Give me a pet. He LOVES pets!.

Some pups sit.

Some pups fetch.

Astro? Astro SENDS.

No brakes on this little pup.

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THAT’S why he deserves a second chance.

To go back to his rightful home.

To the moon.

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And with a little nudge from the memecoin gods...

Maybe even MARS!

So @AlphaCove did what had to be done.

He rescued him.

❤️‍🩹

He gave him a proper home.

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Some real utility.

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A second chance.

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But there was one more thing.

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See, @AlphaCove didn’t just **rescue** Astro.

He did something no degen expected.

He **locked** the entire supply he purchased.

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No insider dumps.

No sneaky unlocks.

No backdoor rugging.

Just a **pure, fair shot** for every degen who **believes in Astro.**

And over the next few months...

He’s **giving away the majority of it.**

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To the **real ones.**

To the **dog lovers.**

To the **artistes.**

To the **true believers.**

To the **memelords who will carry Astro to Valhalla.**

No **whale games.**

No **pay-to-play.**

No **VC allocations.**

Just **pure community distribution**—the way memecoins were **meant to be.**

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So that one day, **no matter how high Astro flies...**

...the **real** degens are the ones who hold the leash.

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And now? Astro is finally **FREE.**

🐕‍🦺

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Astro is BACK!

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Stronger than ever.

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Built into a game.

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Gifted away in a fair launch.

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No taxes.

No VC.

No roadmap.

Just pure, uncut vibes.

Memecoins are all about fair distribution.

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Astro got rugged once. Never again.

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Now it’s our turn to let Astro run free in the blockchain universe.

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And give him the home that every ASCII AI Art dog deserves.

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Adopt Astro. Join the movement.

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Play the game.

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Be the hero Astro needs.

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Do it for The Vibes.

Do it for The Trenches.

But most importantly...

Do it for Astro.

For the memes.

For the culture.

For the tech.

For all degen-kind.

Let him play. Let him lick.

Let him be a dog again.

Because he's such a good boy!

🌌 𝕏 🐶

TL;DR: $ASTRO is a memecoin on the Solana blockchain, inspired by @ElonMusk's @Grok.

It's all about community, fun, and a little sniff of crypto chaos.